Fuqboi - Some Dumb Shit: CH 1 of Many

 My neighbor dude/possible fuqboi brings over two microwavable pot pies. He says he brought the second one for me.

He did not cook these pot pies and bring them over, tosty-hot; he brought them in even-unopened boxes for me to microwave for "us."

BTW, I was not hungry, nor was I asked if I was hungry.

So, I made him cook his own pot pie in my microwave and sent him home to re-freeze the one he brought for me, as I was not hungry and didn't need to keep it for later.